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Variations on a theme

He who hesitates is lost
He who masticates is flossed
He who vegetates is mossed
He who masturbates is tossed
He who capitulates is bossed
He who gesticulates is crossed
He who intoxicates is sauced


  1. Fun.

    He who glaciates is frost.

  2. Big Jon Bully says:

    He who boreates is mossed?

  3. Rufus McCain says:

    He who bloviates is Proust.

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