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Two Short Poems about Toenail Fungus

September 16, 2015 by at 11:40 pm

My Onychomycosis
It takes a lot of chutzpa
to walk into a foot spa.

After His Toenails Were Trimmed
He had terrible athlete’s foot
and (whenever he ran) asthma. Boric
acid helped heal his hoof,
but made jogging phantasmagoric.

4 Comments Filed Under: bloggerel verse, caution, finnegan, for self-examination, marginalia, pomes penyeach

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  1. Big Jon Bully says
    September 17, 2015 at 7:50 am

    There’s a fungus amungus.

    Recalls the best of W. Shakespeare.

    Thanks.

    Reply
  2. JOB says
    September 17, 2015 at 7:55 am

    I always knew QF was a fun guy…

    So excellent are these feet that there’s not mush room to comment…

    JOB

    Reply

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