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Two Short Poems about Toenail Fungus

My Onychomycosis
It takes a lot of chutzpa
to walk into a foot spa.

After His Toenails Were Trimmed
He had terrible athlete’s foot
and (whenever he ran) asthma. Boric
acid helped heal his hoof,
but made jogging phantasmagoric.

Comments

  1. Big Jon Bully says:

    There’s a fungus amungus.

    Recalls the best of W. Shakespeare.

    Thanks.

  2. I always knew QF was a fun guy…

    So excellent are these feet that there’s not mush room to comment…

    JOB

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