In the Days of Noah
Because of our sins, the antediluvial
age gave way to one more pluvial.
Tithe—Or Else!!
If you don’t, you’ll fear a
finish like Ananias and Sapphira.
What About Some Fresh Towels?
What’s worst,” they said to Moses,
”After the thirst, is the hyperhidrosis.”
Bonus Poem!
Modern Guide to the Bible
Evil is to be considered banal.
Sex engaging the anal
cavity mocks the birth canal.