Four More Very Short Poems About Politics (and Sex!)

June 17, 2015 by Quin Finnegan at 12:47 am

Unshrivered
Governor Arnold
carnal’d
the maid. Said Maria,
“See Ya!”

His Line-Item Veto
Former Speaker Newt
can sure use that boot!

Whatever Never Mind
For sodomizing a staffer,
William Jefferson Clinton
could have done a stint in
stir. His cigar was stiffer.

Carlos Danger
Mock the poor dumb
cockalorum!