Two Short Poems About Fashion Designers

February 26, 2015 by Quin Finnegan at 12:20 pm

Fashion Their Passion
“Well! You certainly have a fine
looking tie, M. Blass,” said M. Saint
Laurent, fluffing his own pavonine
ascot, he himself looking très bien.

Fashionable Exclamation
When the models walked
out on the runway, dressed
so tastefully in Vera Wang,
the audience wore a shocked
demeanor, best expressed
with a boldface interabang.

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The Best Representation of the Shocked Expression the Audience Wore When the Models Walked Out on the Runway, Dressed So Tastefully in Vera Wang says

February 27, 2015 at 12:59 am

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Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says

February 27, 2015 at 6:18 am

The only thing more vulgar than advertising the fact that one’s clothes are not bespoke[n] is advertising the fact that they are.

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