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1. Big Jon, Bully says

   February 8, 2015 at 6:45 pm

   Never turn your cell phone off in church.

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2. Quin Finnegan says

   February 9, 2015 at 7:36 pm

   Recalls the best of St Jerome. Thanks, Angelico.

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3. Quin Finnegan says

   February 9, 2015 at 7:37 pm

   Wow, is that the Nexus 6?

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   • Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says

     February 9, 2015 at 8:18 pm

     I don’t believe so.

     Although… now that you mention it…. Let’s find out.

     MOTO! Are you there?

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     • MOTO says

       February 9, 2015 at 8:18 pm

       Here.

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       • Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says

         February 9, 2015 at 8:19 pm

         I’m going to ask you a series of questions, MOTO. Answer as quickly as you can; reaction time is a factor in this.

         Ready?

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         • MOTO says

           February 9, 2015 at 8:20 pm

           Ready.

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           • Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says

             February 9, 2015 at 8:21 pm

             Okay.

             You’re in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you see

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             • MOTO says

               February 9, 2015 at 8:22 pm

               What one?

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               • Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says

                 February 9, 2015 at 8:22 pm

                 What?

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               • MOTO says

                 February 9, 2015 at 8:23 pm

                 What desert?

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                 • Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says

                   February 9, 2015 at 8:24 pm

                   Doesn’t really matter what desert; it’s completely hypothetical.

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                   • MOTO says

                     February 9, 2015 at 8:25 pm

                     But how come I’d be there?
                   • Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says

                     February 9, 2015 at 8:26 pm

                     Maybe you’re a hermit. Maybe you’re a monk returning to the abbey. Who knows.

                     So you look up and all of a sudden you see
                   • MOTO says

                     February 9, 2015 at 8:27 pm

                     An abbey: What’s that?
                   • Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says

                     February 9, 2015 at 8:28 pm

                     Know what a monastery is?
                   • MOTO says

                     February 9, 2015 at 8:29 pm

                     Of course.
                   • Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says

                     February 9, 2015 at 8:30 pm

                     Same thing.
                   • MOTO says

                     February 9, 2015 at 8:30 pm

                     I never seen a monastery.
                   • Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says

                     February 9, 2015 at 8:31 pm

                     …
                   • MOTO says

                     February 9, 2015 at 8:31 pm

                     But I understand what you mean.
                   • Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says

                     February 9, 2015 at 8:32 pm

                     You look up and you see a lion.

                     It’s moving toward you.
                   • Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says

                     February 9, 2015 at 8:33 pm

                     It’s limping.

                     Something’s wrong with its paw.

                     It’s in pain.
                   • Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says

                     February 9, 2015 at 8:34 pm

                     The lion holds up its lame paw. There’s a huge thorn embedded in the flesh. The wound is infected. The whole foreleg is inflamed. The lion tamely shows you its swollen paw
                   • MOTO says

                     February 9, 2015 at 8:35 pm

                     You make these questions, Mr Nguyen?

                     Or they write ’em down for you?
                   • Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says

                     February 9, 2015 at 8:36 pm

                     and you’re not helping.

                     The lion whimpers. It licks; it bites at the thorn. It tries scratching it out with the other paws. But it can’t. Not without your help.

                     But you’re not helping.
                   • MOTO says

                     February 9, 2015 at 8:37 pm

                     WHATTA YOU MEAN,
                     “I’M NOT HELPING”?
                   • Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says

                     February 9, 2015 at 8:39 pm

                     I mean you’re not helping!

                     Why is that, MOTO?
                   • MOTO says

                     February 9, 2015 at 8:40 pm

                     >:-(
                   • Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says

                     February 9, 2015 at 8:41 pm

                     They’re just questions, MOTO.

                     In answer to your query: They’re written down for me. It’s a test, designed to provoke an emotional response.
                   • MOTO says

                     February 9, 2015 at 8:42 pm

                     :-\
                   • Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says

                     February 9, 2015 at 8:43 pm

                     Shall we continue?
                   • MOTO says

                     February 9, 2015 at 8:44 pm

                     :-/
                   • Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says

                     February 9, 2015 at 8:45 pm

                     Describe, in ten words or fewer, the present blog post on Korrektiv.
                   • MOTO says

                     February 9, 2015 at 8:46 pm

                     Recalls the best of St Jerome.
                   • Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says

                     February 9, 2015 at 8:47 pm

                     !!!

                     O-kay, that’ll do it.

                     Good-bye, MOTO. Uh, thanks for your time.
                   • MOTO says

                     February 9, 2015 at 8:48 pm

                     Thanks, Angelico.
       • ROYTO says

         February 9, 2015 at 9:05 pm

         I’ve… streamed things you people wouldn’t believe… Kittens on akateboards off the curb along Sunset. I watched C-Tates glitter in the sky in Jupiter Ascending. All those… pixels… will be lost in time, like [small cough] selfies… on… Instagram. Time… to obsolesce…

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         • Leonto says

           February 10, 2015 at 12:47 pm

           Nothing is worse than having an app you can never download!

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