Speaking of Hemingway …

What do you call a bullfighter who performs the estocada on himself, rather than the bull?


  1. Quin Finnegan says

    A metador!

  2. Rufus McCain says

    Metador as Mistake.

  3. Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says

    A: Knock knock.

    B: Who’s there?

    A: Interrupting Metador.

    B: Interrup-

    A: ¡Ay! (gasps) Ennhhh… (bleeds, wheezes)

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