Seattle Metro Bus Blotter 2014.9.18 2:25PM

Me, to a kid who just ran a block to catch my bus, “You know, if you pulled up your pants, you might be able to run a little faster.”

Kid, to me after he gets off the bus, “You know, if your mouth was a little bigger, you might be able to suck my dick.”


  1. That Barton Fink Feeling says

    Sign that kid up!

  2. Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says

    Freudian quip.

  3. So, it took him an entire bus ride to think that one up?

    Good re-parenting.

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