Me, to a kid who just ran a block to catch my bus, “You know, if you pulled up your pants, you might be able to run a little faster.”
Kid, to me after he gets off the bus, “You know, if your mouth was a little bigger, you might be able to suck my dick.”
Sign that kid up!
I think once you quit hearing “sir” and “ma’am,” the rest is soon to foller.
Freudian quip.
So, it took him an entire bus ride to think that one up?
Good re-parenting.