Korrektiv Poetry Kontest, sponsored by J. Crew’s fall lineup

Here, I’ll start:
If you have a Vintage Straight Boyfriend
With a broken-in slouch ’round his rear end
Buy these jeans, they won’t rip
They’re relaxed at the hip
So his butt he can tone with a knee bend.


  1. Where do you always find this shit?

    Good poem.

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