The Land of Hurricanes and Happiness
August 12, 2014 by at 11:47 pm
A nod to Kierkegaard and Walker Percy: existentialist tomfoolery, political satire, literary homage, word mongering, a year-round summer reading club, Dylanesque music bits, apocalyptic marianism, poetry, fiction, meta-porn, a prisoner work-release program.
Søren Kierkegaard
Walker Percy
Bob Dylan
Literature & History
Letters from an American
Beau of the Fifth Column
This American Life
The Writer’s Almanac
San Diego Reader
The Stranger
The Inlander
Adoremus
Charlotte was Both
The Onion
From Empty Hands
Ellen Finnigan
America
Commonweal
First Things
National Review
The New Republic
All Manner of Thing
Gerasene Writers Conference
Scrutinies
DarwinCatholic
Catholic and Enjoying It
Bad Catholic
Universalis
Is My Phylactery Showing?
Quotidian Quintilian
En pocas palabras
William Wilson, Guitarist Extraordinaire
Signposts in a Strange Land
Ben Hatke
Daniel Mitsui
Dappled Things
The Fine Delight
Gene Luen Yang
Wiseblood Books
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Anyone who includes Baton Rouge on a list of supposedly “happiest cities” should be interrogated under torture until he reveals his motives, which will, no doubt, be found sinister.
Have I ever told you about my dark Conradian odyssey into that Godforsaken city aboard the true Infernal Machine, the Greyhound Scenicruiser? It was rather traumatic. Actually, I fear my valve may never recover. It is certainly not a tale I would relish recounting.
ZORRO
We tortured some folks.
Huh. And here I thought there were Waffle Houses all over the South.
I’ll be happy to report back on the veracity of this claim as soon as the Walker Percy Center for Writing and Publishing processes my application to become its writer in residence for 2015.
*weeps*
Don’t forget your fallback: You have submitted a new application for the Amtrak deal, right?
‘I think I can… I think I can… I think I can… I think I can….’
The train has left the station.
You know who’s unhappy? Brian Williams. That delivery made me die a little inside.
Does anyone here know Morse Code? I just wonder if he was blinking a message past his captors.
–Walker Percy, Lost in the Cosmos: The Last Self-Help Book (New York: Open Road Integrated Media, 2011), Nook edition, chap. 8.