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1. Matthew Lickona says

   March 14, 2014 at 10:00 am

   You know, ducks spend a fair part of their lives swimming.

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   • Jonathan Potter says

     March 14, 2014 at 10:19 am

     Anyone know of a good source for platypus fritters?

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   • Janet says

     March 14, 2014 at 11:31 am

     They eat frog legs, too.

     AMDG

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     • Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says

       March 14, 2014 at 2:10 pm

       Ah yes, the little-known sequel to They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?

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       • Janet says

         March 14, 2014 at 3:30 pm

         I hope they don’t eat them on Friday.

         AMDG

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         • Jayne Cobb says

           March 14, 2014 at 4:12 pm

           If wishes were horses, we’d all be eatin’ steak.

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           • Matthew Lickona says

             March 14, 2014 at 4:21 pm

             If a frog had wings, he wouldn’t bump his ass a’hoppin’. And it’s only gonna get worse when we eat his legs.

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             • I pray you, remember ME! says

               March 15, 2014 at 12:41 am

               If a man were porter of hell-gate, he should have old turning the key.

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               • TENTATOR says

                 March 15, 2014 at 12:45 am

                 SI FILIVS DEI ES,
                 DIC VT LAPIDES ISTI PANES FIANT.

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                 • Sanctus Paulus says

                   March 15, 2014 at 12:50 am

                   Si Deus pro nobis,
                   quis contra nos?

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           • The Ghost of the Copybook Headings says

             March 15, 2014 at 12:55 am

             If you can keep your head when all about you
             Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,

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           • The Ghost of the Copybook Headings says

             March 15, 2014 at 12:56 am

             If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
             But make allowance for their doubting too;

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           • The Ghost of the Copybook Headings says

             March 15, 2014 at 12:56 am

             If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
             Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
             Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
             And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:

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             • Janet says

               March 15, 2014 at 3:56 pm

               If all the world were apple pie, and all the sea were ink…

               AMDG

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           • The Smooth, Sweet Tenor Echo of Bill Kenny's Ghost says

             March 15, 2014 at 1:12 am

             If I didn’t care…

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           • Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says

             March 15, 2014 at 1:14 am

             If the subjunctive did not exist, it would be necessary to invent it.

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