… on the fancy new Korrektiv-equipped treadmills at the Y.
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February 28, 2014 by at 6:40 am
… on the fancy new Korrektiv-equipped treadmills at the Y.
A nod to Kierkegaard and Walker Percy: existentialist tomfoolery, political satire, literary homage, word mongering, a year-round summer reading club, Dylanesque music bits, apocalyptic marianism, poetry, fiction, meta-porn, a prisoner work-release program.
Søren Kierkegaard
Walker Percy
Bob Dylan
Literature & History
Letters from an American
Beau of the Fifth Column
This American Life
The Writer’s Almanac
San Diego Reader
The Stranger
The Inlander
Adoremus
Charlotte was Both
The Onion
From Empty Hands
Ellen Finnigan
America
Commonweal
First Things
National Review
The New Republic
All Manner of Thing
Gerasene Writers Conference
Scrutinies
DarwinCatholic
Catholic and Enjoying It
Bad Catholic
Universalis
Is My Phylactery Showing?
Quotidian Quintilian
En pocas palabras
William Wilson, Guitarist Extraordinaire
Signposts in a Strange Land
Ben Hatke
Daniel Mitsui
Dappled Things
The Fine Delight
Gene Luen Yang
Wiseblood Books
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Showoff.
Sorry. That was me.
Shut your gob. That was not you. You’re so useless, you can’t even post comments on this blog. That was me.
Man, it’s all a mirror to you, isn’t it? You think everything is you. That was pretty clearly me; only I am lame enough to pull a lame stunt like that.
I guess it can be hard to see clearly when you spend all your time in a dark room with the curtains drawn and the lights out. I’m pretty sure that was me, taking the long way ’round toward getting Fatboy here to do something about himself.
Yeah, but did you have to get him to insult somebody else along the way?
I want to be thin! And fit! I also want French toast and two or three mimosas for breakfast! And then maybe a nap!
So it sounds like we have a hierarchy of goods we need to sort through here.
Fermez la bouche.
I’m on my way.
O-oh Death, please consider his weight;
Please don’t take him i-in this sta-a-ate.
You’re gonna need a bigger coffin.
You guys are the limit!
Flashback.
That was funny. It was also fun.
I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny.
That was amazing? Who made it? Where’s it from? Please don’t say, “the internet!”
HomestarRunner.com
See also.