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Hate the Playa

Via Deadspin, a 2007 contract specifies the terms of J.J. Redick’s Ex-Girlfriend’s agreement to get an abortion.

REDICK has agreed that once LOPEZ has terminated said pregnancy and has provided medical proof of said termination satisfactory to REDDICK, including, but not limited to, direct access to LOPEZ’s medical files and records of the clinic, practice or hospital conducting the termination procedure and has submitted to a post-pregnancy examination by a doctor of REDICK’s choice to confirm both the prior pregnancy and its termination, REDICK and LOPEZ shall attempt to establish and maintain a social and/or dating relationshiip between themselves for a period of one year from the date of this Agreement (herinafter the “Relationship”).

Here we see an appropriate use of scare quotes, re: “Relationship.”


  1. Jonathan Potter says

    I’d like to see Webb do a fable based on this.

    • Southern Expat says


    • Too dark even for me. Never mind the other watershed moments in civilizational decline, this is the IT moment, I’m gob smacked. What a worthless fucking asshole. And what a shallow c*** for making that agreement. When did the end begin anyway, was it Jerry Springer twenty years ago? It’s like nobody has a soul and it’s okay. Put them both on death row.

      Thanks S.E. I guess.

  2. Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says

    Hate the sin, love the playa.

  3. Matthew Lickona says

    Play the lover, game the hate?

  4. Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says


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