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Today in Porn: Don Jon

Never mind Yahoo! buying Tumblr, which is pretty much one step shy of Google buying YouPorn, here’s the big porn-related news of the week:

“My Church, my boys, my girls, my porn.”

Augustine’s Member can rest in peace.

Comments

  1. “Your hands look plenty filthy to me, Commissioner.”

  2. Young Matt says:

    Loop: closed.

  3. Do you think he knows “his church” ain’t down with the whole porn thing.

    • Matthew Lickona says:

      It’s a good question, especially since there’s a shot of him in the confessional…

  4. Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says:

    I don’t know if it’s Botox or what, but Marky Mark looks different.

  5. That preview was the whole movie. Human interaction is the new Google Glasses.

    Thanks Matthew.

  6. Doesn’t Johannson have an amazing ass. And those lips.

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