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Middle aged white dude writes crappy pop chorus for young female singer

Don’t call me a ho/ ‘Cuz what I got you can’t afford/I ain’t movin’ on your money/And your braggin’s got me bored/You gotta chain me to your heart/Before you tie me to the bed/If you’re looking for a bitch/Better get a dog instead

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  1. Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says:

    Instant fix: Imagine Johnny Cash singing these lyrics to the tune of ‘Folsom Prison Blues’.

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