There once was a Pope Benedictus
Who could make me grin like I had rictus:
His keen, crystalline prothes
And symbolical clothes
Proclaimed, ‘Christ, for His friendship, has picktus!’
Our nice new Holy Father is Francis,
And I’m happy to give him his chancis.
(I’ll admit, though: I frette
At his lack of mosette.…
Quæsumus, no liturgical dancis!)
Wake me when he changes his Twitter handle from @Pontifex to @Papa.
First, His Holiness shrugged off his mantle,
Then informalized his Twitter handle.
Geezers gushed, ‘The new norm!
Let “Reform of Reform”
Be reformed!’ (For ‘reform’, read dismantle.)
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That pastured old prelate, Mahoney
Found B16′s petra too stony
“But this Francis – soft ‘c’
Will be different, you’ll see
He’ll mold the old ways like baloney!”
There once was a Cardinal Mahoney…
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…Who did not stand upon ceremony.
From a card’nal, he plucked
A red feather, and stuck’t
In his miter, and said, ‘Macaroni.’
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Cardinal Burke is as straight as an arrow —
As a canonist, focused and narrow —
But note: He has the daring
To go about wearing
A pre-Paolo Sesto galero.