Once again, reality tops The Onion

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1. Big Jon, Bully says

   March 15, 2013 at 10:59 am

   My idea of prostate play is not getting up at 1AM to pee.

   It’s good that attention is finally being paid to eco-friendly sex toys.

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2. The Duffer says

   March 15, 2013 at 11:37 am

   I like the one on “developing shame resilience”– sure to provide great tips on how to kill your conscience.

   Speaking of “reality” topping the onion, I hope you didn’t miss the lady who has spirit boyfriends of the octopus race:

   http://now.msn.com/psychic-stephany-fay-cohen-says-she-is-visited-by-and-intimate-with-aliens

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   • The Libidinous Ghost of Today in Porn says

     March 15, 2013 at 11:49 am

     Oh, please, lady – tentacle porn is so 90s.

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   • notrelatedtoted says

     March 15, 2013 at 11:52 am

     They seem to throw around the term “sex-positive” a lot.

     I know that it’s all about overcoming those patriarchal, moralistic, repressed views of sexuality, but gosh, it’s just so exhausting. I can’t imagine anything more un-sexy than sitting in a round-table discussion with some neck-bearded, tattooed “sexologist” talking about “dirty talk” or whatever.

     T shirt idea: Front reads “sex positive,” back reads “and I have the kids to prove it.”

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     • Matthew Lickona says

       March 15, 2013 at 4:52 pm

       This is so heteronormative I don’t know where to start.

       TAGGED WITH: CIS BOOM BAH

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       • Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says

         March 16, 2013 at 2:47 am

         Actually, you do know where to start — and you have the kids to prove it.

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     • Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says

       March 16, 2013 at 2:40 am

       Sounds like somebody still hasn’t read Dr. Betty’s Favorite Recipe!

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   • Big Jon, Bully says

     March 15, 2013 at 2:11 pm

     That woman is mentally ill.

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     • Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says

       March 16, 2013 at 2:46 am

       The patriarchy has spoken.

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   • Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says

     March 16, 2013 at 2:45 am

     Hurm.

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3. Jonathan Potter says

   March 15, 2013 at 4:19 pm

   It gets even better:

   Talking Virginity: Charlie Glickman from Trixie Films on Vimeo.

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   • Matthew Lickona says

     March 15, 2013 at 4:50 pm

     I just lost my Glickman virginity.

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     • The Malaise says

       March 16, 2013 at 9:27 am

       I hope you lubed up.

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   • Paul S. says

     March 16, 2013 at 10:32 am

     He totally doesn’t realize what a twat he looks/sounds like. That probably was unnecessary ad hominem but its too hilarious & sad all at the same time.

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     • Big Jon, Bully says

       March 16, 2013 at 1:58 pm

       Yep.

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       • Paul S. says

         March 16, 2013 at 6:40 pm

         one last ad hominem 😉
         it’s like he’s a real life Tobias Funke

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         • Matthew Lickona says

           March 17, 2013 at 12:56 pm

           Analrapist! Analyst AND therapist!

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4. Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says

   March 16, 2013 at 2:33 am

   A prostate play? The Monologues series continues?

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