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Today in NJLNJ (Now Jesus Loves New Jersey): Rino Edition


Now that’s the Garden State I remember…

Because a long time ago, God loved the Republicans; now, if the 2012 election was any indicator, God loves the Democrats and so, naturally, Republicans must also love Democrats… So, I repeat, this is the diminutive mid-Atlantic state once inhabited by the Lenni Lenape which I knew so well in my youth.

Even nature groans to give birth to such an oversized pacakage as Mr. Chris Christie offers to midwife – as NJ now has a place to throw all the good money following this tom-foolery.

Which brings us to the slow browning out of America – and to that end a quick Browning out of Mr. Christopher Christie:

Christie Crashes

The pigs’re on the wing,
And Christie’s on the horn;
The presser’s at seven;
The surrender-flag unfurled;
The buzz has a sting;
The cynic yawns with scorn;
God’s lost in heaven—
All’s left in the world!


  1. Ahem.

    Israel is the same size as NJ.

    So when the ancient nation split, we got the original North Jersey and South Jersey….

    Of course North Jersey fell first…

    And South Jersey ignored their Jeremiah because they had…Atlantic City.

    (I think I just wrote my next post.)

  2. And in Revelation, we see a New Atlantic City, coming down out of heaven from God, prepared as a bride beautifully dressed for her husband.

    Ok ok, I’m getting back to work.

  3. And don’t forget the seven churches: Eatontown, Paramus, Ringoes, Ship Bottom, Teaneck, and Mahwah…


  4. Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says
  5. Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says

    The headline of this article refers to a ‘massive sinkhole’.

    Mind = blown.

    Has anyone here studied enough post-Newtonian physics to explain this phenomenon to a layman? When a massive sinkhole appears on a planetary surface, does some law of conservation dictate that a vacuous hillock form at its antipodes?

  6. Driving down the road and a massive sink hole opens up. Hate that.


    Yep, a Rino.

  7. Great pic.

  8. South Jersey, with its Philly state of mind, utterly repudiates the works and empty promises of North Jersey.

    Angelico, when I was but a Darwinette we lived in SW Virginia, out in the foothills of the Blue Ridge Mountains. On the neighboring property, fenced round with rusty barbed wire, was an honest-to-gosh sinkhole, complete with the contents of the hapless trailer that had formerly occupied that bit of earth. We used to hang on the fence and inventory the contents. Memento mori

  9. And now, Pope Emeritus B16 flies off in the Papal Copter to … the Staten Island Ikea! With a side trip to Wykoff!

    It’s possible I’m getting docked in Purgatory for this one.

  10. One last shopping spree before the monastic life.

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