I just don’t even…

Kentucky Bourbon Festival? On a scooter?


  1. notrelatedtoted says

    Kentucky Bourbon Festival! On a scooter!

  2. Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says

    ‘Are you a Mod or a Rocker?’

    ‘I’m a Mocker.’

  3. the part of the T-Shirt in fine print hidden behind the scooter’s back hump?


    ….of Bronies
    To Celebrate their Love
    and Love their Celebration
    of All the Pretty Colors of
    The Manebow



  4. The Duffer says

    Round these parts (very close to KY), scooter says DUI.

    • You know, whenver I know I’m above the legal limit, I mean way above the legal limit, I just hop on my scooter because I figure cops won’t pay any attention and would think it wouldn’t do much damage even if I’m driving in the oncoming lane. Invariably, I wind up leading them to the lab and ma gets real mad. Real mad.

      • This feels like the engine revving for a Fable…

        • Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says

          Just thought of a possible subtitle for Fables for the Dead, assuming it’s not already taken, which it may well be. But in case it’s not: Mortality Tales.

          A little too limiting for Webb’s kollektion, perhaps, but I figure there’s minimal harm in throwing it out there.

  5. Try this while drinking bourbon:

    • Replace the skyscrapers with unglaciated bluffs and hills, and you’ve got a good Saturday night on the county back roads of Crawford and Vernon County, Wisconsin, right there, pal.


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