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September 25, 2012 by at 1:57 pm

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  1. Big Jon, Bully says:
    September 25, 2012 at 2:04 pm

    A great deal.

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    • Jonathan Potter says:
      September 25, 2012 at 2:10 pm

      How much do you think it’ll go for?

      P.S. I need a working title for your collection of stories. How do you like Fables for the Dead?

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  2. JOB says:
    September 25, 2012 at 2:27 pm

    I bid four quatrains, four tercets and a roundel.

    JOB

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  3. Big Jon, Bully says:
    September 25, 2012 at 8:27 pm

    Hope your not mad, but I bid on the three-speed bike instead.

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  4. Big Jon, Bully says:
    September 26, 2012 at 2:39 pm

    I think that the coupon should be golden and include a tour of your home and the devil trapped under the rock in your backyard.

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    • Jonathan Potter says:
      September 27, 2012 at 8:30 am

      Hey, you got my wheels turning. Every Korrektiv Press new release should have one golden ticket randomly placed among the ten thousand or so copies of the first printing. The golden ticket will be good for an all-expenses-paid trip to that year’s Gerasene Writer’s Conference.

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  5. Big Jon, Bully says:
    September 26, 2012 at 2:40 pm

    Don’t unscrew that pipe.

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  6. Big Jon, Bully says:
    September 26, 2012 at 3:34 pm

    Tell the auction winner that you have to be careful because of the restraining order and then make them climb over the fence when your wife gets home. Then lead them on a series of madcap adventures.

    Better than any old three-speed.

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  7. Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says:
    September 26, 2012 at 9:12 pm

    In the interest of efficiency, I hope the winner redeems his/her coupon by requesting a Pushkin sonnet about Rudyard Kipling in Seattle.

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  8. job says:
    September 27, 2012 at 10:49 am

    If I won, I’d want a sonnet written to the glories of the malpighian tubule.

    JOB

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