Last night I traveled back in time in order to predict my future. Sometime in the late ’90s, Garrison Keillor’s A Prairie Home Companion advertised for a comedy writer. Guess who applied? We had to write three skits. This commercial for Ed’s House of Big Pants was one of mine. In theory, I can do a better GK impression than I do here, but I think it gives the general idea.
(The awful whining in the background is the hard drive of the ancient computer that holds the text.)