Fat.

Thought upon attempting to exercise:  “Matthew Lickona:  less a man – a thing of muscle and bone, tendon and sinew, nerve and organ, spirit and flesh – than a cleverly crafted bag of suet.”

Comments

  1. I’d go with the apricot running pants next time.

    The orange fishnet hose make your legs look pallid and sallow.

    JOB

  2. The Duffer says:

    Everyone has pasty white thighs this time of year.

    • Mine, ruddy and hairy, full of freckles and in need of some exercise, but not exactly pasty white. More like grapefruit pink.
      JOB

  3. Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says:

    For he’s a jolly good tallow….

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