What I Wouldn’t Give For A Korrektiv Grapefruit Spoon Right About Now


  1. Jonathan Potter says

    Use a knife, that’s the Korrektiv way.

  2. Jonathan Webb says

    …or a k-bar. Maybe we can sell little grapefruit spoons with our Korrektiv Krest. You know, the kind they sell in Picadilly Circus.

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  4. Cubeland Mystic says

    Is that an Orange? It’s too small for a GF.

  5. Southern Expat says

    This is really weird, because every time I carve up a Texas Ruby Red Grapefruit I think about how I really need to post something about how living in Texas does have its benefits. I did not understand the concept of “grapefruit” until I tried the Platonic ideal thereof.

  6. Churchill says

    I had grapefruit yesterday.

  7. Jonathan Webb says

    An imported grapefruit meeting EU guidelines for roundness, volume and weight.

  8. SPOON!

    • My hero! Here to save us from the dried small grapefruits of questionable provenance invading our supermarkets!

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