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March 5, 2012 by at 10:59 am

 The sound of retching you hear is merely the ick factor being readjusted.

Pepsi is to set to start making babyfood. Literally.

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  1. Matthew Lickona says:
    March 5, 2012 at 11:08 am

    Kid, sleepy kid
    Don’t nap at the table
    Do whatever you
    Did, like you did
    You twist and shout
    Pep never runs out
    Get up and go…it’s Pepsi Co.
    Get up and go…it’s Pepsi Co.

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    • Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says:
      March 5, 2012 at 8:41 pm

      We need a younger copywriter on this account.

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      • Matthew Lickona says:
        March 5, 2012 at 9:24 pm

        Quiet, you. U2 is not only still touring, they’re still recording.

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        • Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says:
          March 5, 2012 at 9:28 pm

          TAGGED WITH: DAD LIKES DAD ROCK

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          • Matthew Lickona says:
            March 5, 2012 at 9:35 pm

            Are you getting older
            Or do you feel the same
            Will it make it easier on you now
            If Depends can hid the shame?

            Well it’s too late, tonight
            The kids are out past 10, it just ain’t right
            We’re old, but we’re not so lame
            We get to parody U2, parody U2, old…

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            • Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says:
              March 5, 2012 at 9:41 pm

              I think I know the song you’re making fun of! It’s got to be the one where he (Bono, right?) asks if we’ll still need him and feed him when he’s sixty-four.

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  2. Cubeland Mystic says:
    March 5, 2012 at 8:53 pm

    Hi JOB

    This article is a misinformation I think. If true, the title of this post should have been

    Today In Materialism – Prelude To Cattle Cars Part 2

    But Pepsi is a great American corporation. It is like apple pie and shevroelay. The last thing you should ever ever think about an American corporation is that they are run by fascists or proto-fascists or outright socialists. You should never ever think that about an american company. I think Pepsi employees start their day with a prayer and then the national anthem. Nope I am not convinced this story is true.

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    • Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says:
      March 5, 2012 at 9:23 pm

      The Cubeland Mystic
      Insisted, ‘I’m not pessimistic;
      I’m full of true optimism:
      Here comes the eucataclysm!’

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      • JOB says:
        March 6, 2012 at 10:31 am

        Then said Mr. JOB, “With such mental gymnastics,
        We drink our own in aluminum and plastics.
        Pepsi: the bane of Mormonic natalism,
        Now effervesces hormonic fatalism.”

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    • JOB says:
      March 6, 2012 at 10:04 am

      Mr. Mystic,

      Thank you for your kind reply. I will be sure to pass on your insightful comments to Pepsico chairman and board members.

      Know that as a valued customer, your comments are important to us. We hope in the future to bring you the same great refreshing taste that has made Pepsico the “go-to” cola for generations past, generations present – and generation next!

      Please feel free to contact us any time in the future about other concerns you have regarding the quality and/or taste of Pepsico products.

      On behalf of all our Pepsico family, I wish to extend you a warm thanks for continuing to choose Pepsi as the “preferred” soft drink.

      Regards,

      B. Elsa Bubb
      Liaison
      Pepsico Outsourcing Incorporated Staff-Organizational/Needs Assessment/ Worldwide-Efficiency Listening Leadership Program
      1973 Well-Paved Way
      Ste. 13
      Intentionsville, Ill. 012273
      385-666-4355

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