BIDEN IS TOTALLY TEXTING UNDER THE TABLE IN THIS PICTURE.
Today in Catholic Politicians
January 25, 2012 by at 7:59 am
A nod to Kierkegaard and Walker Percy: existentialist tomfoolery, political satire, literary homage, word mongering, a year-round summer reading club, Dylanesque music bits, apocalyptic marianism, poetry, fiction, meta-porn, a prisoner work-release program.
JOB
Conflicted in early life between his desire to be a weatherman for local community access cable stations and a man who wears pants in July, JOB took the middle road and now writes poems between every waking moment. [Read More …]
Southern Expat
All you need to know is that I'm a lady, understand?
Behave yourselves accordingly. [Read More …]
‘Texting’ is my new favorite euphemism for ‘playing Angry Birds‘.
Angry Birds is a euphemism for an English S&M hookup site. So be careful.
Unfamiliar. Is that like a ‘dating site’?
I would suggest a private consultation with Matthew. He is the blog expert on this kind of stuff.
I made that up btw.
Porno viewing.
Reading Korrektiv.
Porno
He might have been participating in the State of the Union Tweet-Up.
He’s sleeping while pretending to text.
Refreshing the screen to see if his comment at Korrektiv has loaded yet.
‘texting under the table’ = ‘subtext’?
Maybe he’s praying the rosary.
Maybe he’s just bowing his head in embarrassment over what Obama is saying. “So Biden comes back from the proctologist, and he tells me, ‘Doc says my prostate is THIS BIG.’”
LOL.
All I know is that your hands are supposed to be on the table at all times.
His aren’t.
…Which reminds me…
Today in porn:
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2011/12/28/why-manscaping-isn-t-just-for-porn-stars-anymore.html?obref=obinsite
TAGGED WITH: MANSCAPERS FOR THE SAINTS
I was actually thinking that in the face of extinction, pubic hair needs an advocate. Perhaps the Kollektiv might want to pick up the cause?
Is it just me, or do Lickona’s posts usually generate the most Comments?
Lickona has his finger on the pulse of the zeitgeist.
Hi Father
Lickona’s posts actually generate the most frivolity and near occasions of sin.
Expat’s generate the most comments of substance
JOB and Potter typically generate the most substantive literary discussion.
Webb handles Politics
Finnegan handles high art and culture
That’s alarmingly astute.