You already knew he was an academic, a family man, and an all around great guy. But did you know that Newt Gingrich also has the potential to be one of history’s great supervillains? Find out now if you can tell the difference between a Newt Big Idea and a scheme from your favorite evildoer!
A nod to Kierkegaard and Walker Percy: existentialist tomfoolery, political satire, literary homage, word mongering, a year-round summer reading club, Dylanesque music bits, apocalyptic marianism, poetry, fiction, meta-porn, a prisoner work-release program.
Conflicted in early life between his desire to be a weatherman for local community access cable stations and a man who wears pants in July, JOB took the middle road and now writes poems between every waking moment. [Read More …]
All you need to know is that I'm a lady, understand?
Behave yourselves accordingly. [Read More …]
70% and to think I call myself a political geek.
Well, I got 40%. But in my defense, there are several plots from James Bond movies that sound remarkably plausible when you imagine them being presented by Newt.
“No, Mr. Obama, I expect you to die.”
So Ron Paul is Goldfinger?
Newt really isn’t that smart.