Palm Trees & Cell Towers
January 23, 2012 by at 1:17 pm
A nod to Kierkegaard and Walker Percy: existentialist tomfoolery, political satire, literary homage, word mongering, a year-round summer reading club, Dylanesque music bits, apocalyptic marianism, poetry, fiction, meta-porn, a prisoner work-release program.
JOB
Conflicted in early life between his desire to be a weatherman for local community access cable stations and a man who wears pants in July, JOB took the middle road and now writes poems between every waking moment. [Read More …]
Southern Expat
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Behave yourselves accordingly. [Read More …]
Do you think those cell towers have anything to do with this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=GZ2ZcmMxehk#!
Okay, that’s just scary.
No, I think it’s just Ligeti.
This probably won’t surprise you but I think it is a forewarning of the Apocalyptic events. Be prepared.
In the words of one prophet:
Angelico
The head of my order is calling an “Ascetic Moot” to discuss the sounds. My first inclination was those sounds are gates of hell being opened. You hear those kind of things all the time when you are walking around in the desert. What’s disturbing is normal people are starting to hear the sounds. I haven’t been to a Moot in over a thousand years. Not since William the Conqueror. If there is a Moot, then something is up. I will let you know what the outcome is.
Thank you, brother!
I’m aware that Our Lord disclaimed knowing the hour or the day of His return — but if you mystics could share your best guesstimate, I for one would be much obliged.
I will keep you informed. I am packing now. My extra set of filthy rags, and a crust of stale bread.
Bread! You’re gathering your strength. Next you’ll be munching locusts. At which point I will finally buy a firearm.
LOL. Don’t wait. Buy that firearm now.
I was able to capture onto video a recent vision I had. I am still praying for discernment.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC-pA81QxGs&feature=related
I think the bread-crust means Cubeland Mystic is abandoning the grub-and-root ‘paleodiet’ that’s hitherto given him his longevity. This is a wordless warning — a sign of the depth of his conviction that Armageddon is upon us. (Or at least the Korrektivdämmerung.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtLNmdZTf_g&feature=player_embedded
The wilderness rose up to it,
And sprawled around, no longer wild.
Tolkien may not agree, but there really is an elegance to the abstraction of those towers — at least when you catch them and the palm trees in silhouette like this. Their stark honesty is much preferable to the insulting idiocy of cell towers disguised as trees.
Test comment. Get ready for a buncha these.
Test – Akismet.
Is that like the antithesis of kismet?
Test – Backup Buddy.
Euphemism?
Angelico, add this to your list of favorites.
Tilly & Mac
Backup Buddies with Benefits
Test – Better WP Recent Comments.
Test – Google Analytics.
Today in Analytics
Test – Jetpack.
Boba Fett?
BOBA FETT!!
WHERE???
Test – Redirection.
See Isaiah 45:22,
See also Inferno I.1-3, 91-93.
Test – Reveal IDs.
You don’t need to see his identification.
These aren’t the bots you’re looking for.
We don’t need to see his identification.
These aren’t the bots we’re looking for.
Test – Upload Speed
I can’t tell if that’s a pun or pure genius.
pure genius. Upload speed is much faster btw. I think it is the sound.
The sound? I don’t understand. The issue was supposedly with the fact that we have over 21,000 comments, although I am not so sure.
what do you have maybe a gig or two worth of comments? That is not a lot considering it could easily get cached in memory
Test – Share and Follow.
Who let in the Jesus freak?
‘I find it more comforting to believe that all this isn’t simply a test.’ House 1:21
Test – Subscribe by Email.
Subscribe by Email — to my Korrektiv fanzine!
Test – Subscribe to Comments.
TAGGED WITH: THE TEST NOT TAKEN
Test – Widget Logic.
Widget Logic — the new Korrektiv zine.
(I had to settle for Widget Logic because Death to the World was already taken.)
Widget Logic — Subscribe by email!
Test – WP 101.
Intro to Walker Percy.
Test – WP Super Cache.
The vault wherein you find carbon copies of Percy’s side of his pre-1970 correspondence with Shelby Foote.
Test. Plugins reactivated.
Test. Skynet has become self-aware. Commencing Hellgate Opening sequence in 3…2…1…
Cf. Tulips & Chimneys
This comment feels so sad and lonely here, sipping its lukewarm cup of cummings sans rejoinders. (T&C is a marvelous bookofpoems, btw. Check it out ye poeticizers!)
I was going to go in and delete the test comments, but now I am enjoying this. I do think we could all pitch in to create Better Walker Percy Recent Comments.
This is all strange and hilarious and should be a party game.
‘Should be’? You mean it’s not already?
That would explain the look my friends gave me when, after we’d finished Pictionary, I proposed ‘doing Korrektivs’.
(We ended up just watching Iron Chef.)
I’d get some new friends.