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Happy New Year, Friends!

Maybe it’s just my Christmas present talking…

…but I love my friends. My friends, Bible study, going to church on Sunday. Isn’t that what it’s all about?

(You must watch up to the OJ point.)


  1. Who gave you a Christmas present?

  2. Santa, silly!

    Hey, what’s 2012 like?

  3. I don’t know yet, I’m tired, but have to stay up.

  4. Cubeland Mystic says:

    Hi Expat

    Happy New Year to you. Typically I am running between 72.63% and 100% “getting it” here at Korrektiv. Even the JOBoLickonian inside baseball comment streams are approachable from an epistemological perspective. Usually around the high 60% to low 70% range.

    This particular post I don’t understand. I might not be trying hard enough, but if you could jump in and help I would appreciate. I need closure. Thanks.

    • Here’s what I bring to the table, Cubeland: “knowledge” of lowbrow pop culture. It’s not much of a charism, but it’s what I’ve cultivated over the years. This particular video was made by the mother of Kim Kardashian back in the ’80s, and is the Platonic ideal of terribleness. I know JOB is going to offer us a suitably reflective and peaceful sonnet for the end of the year soon, and so this is a counterpoint.

      Also, it has O.J. Simpson.

    • Also: I do have tremendous affection for my friends, but like a good hipster I cloak it in irony.

      • Cubeland Mystic says:

        Other than her ubiquitous rack, I am unfamiliar with Kim Kardashian’s work. That is probably why it was lost on me. It was made even more ironic since you are by far the most clear blogger. I see now your intent. Thank you for the explanation. On behalf of your friends, we love you too.

        • Southern Expat says:

          “By far the most clear blogger on Korrektiv” – high praise, indeed, although I generally feel that’s because I’m not sophisticated enough to be properly enigmatic. Still, that’s going on my résumé.

    • Also also: it is an homage to this video:

  5. I have toothache (again) and that didn’t help.

  6. Does anybody else read this? If so, I am only me, not these other awful characters.

  7. Happy New Year, friend.

  8. Matthew Lickona says:

    That video may have cured every musical aspiration I have ever had.

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