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Happy New Year, Friends!

Maybe it’s just my Christmas present talking…

…but I love my friends. My friends, Bible study, going to church on Sunday. Isn’t that what it’s all about?

(You must watch up to the OJ point.)

Comments

  1. Who gave you a Christmas present?

  2. Santa, silly!

    Hey, what’s 2012 like?

  3. I don’t know yet, I’m tired, but have to stay up.

  4. Cubeland Mystic says:

    Hi Expat

    Happy New Year to you. Typically I am running between 72.63% and 100% “getting it” here at Korrektiv. Even the JOBoLickonian inside baseball comment streams are approachable from an epistemological perspective. Usually around the high 60% to low 70% range.

    This particular post I don’t understand. I might not be trying hard enough, but if you could jump in and help I would appreciate. I need closure. Thanks.

    • Here’s what I bring to the table, Cubeland: “knowledge” of lowbrow pop culture. It’s not much of a charism, but it’s what I’ve cultivated over the years. This particular video was made by the mother of Kim Kardashian back in the ’80s, and is the Platonic ideal of terribleness. I know JOB is going to offer us a suitably reflective and peaceful sonnet for the end of the year soon, and so this is a counterpoint.

      Also, it has O.J. Simpson.

    • Also: I do have tremendous affection for my friends, but like a good hipster I cloak it in irony.

      • Cubeland Mystic says:

        Other than her ubiquitous rack, I am unfamiliar with Kim Kardashian’s work. That is probably why it was lost on me. It was made even more ironic since you are by far the most clear blogger. I see now your intent. Thank you for the explanation. On behalf of your friends, we love you too.

        • Southern Expat says:

          “By far the most clear blogger on Korrektiv” – high praise, indeed, although I generally feel that’s because I’m not sophisticated enough to be properly enigmatic. Still, that’s going on my résumé.

    • Also also: it is an homage to this video:

  5. I have toothache (again) and that didn’t help.

  6. Does anybody else read this? If so, I am only me, not these other awful characters.

  7. Happy New Year, friend.

  8. Matthew Lickona says:

    That video may have cured every musical aspiration I have ever had.
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