Erin Esurance gets a new gig.

Just add an “s”…and you’ve got yourself the ideal spokeswoman for Essure, the latest in permanent contraception!

And in her first adventure, she demonstrates her commitment to a well-regulated population by taking on the evils of cloning…

…before heading home for a little non-procreative teambuilding…


  1. Cubeland Mystic says

    It’s time to bring back the Dark Night and his sidekick Mr. November.

    • Matthew Lickona says

      Death can be Mission Control.

      • Cubeland Mystic says

        It’s working for me. Sample.

        Death pulled out a beautiful red and black rosary from beneath his robes, and slid it across the table to The Dark Night. “What’s this Morte? I already have a rosary.” The Dark Night asked tangling it in his gnarled hands.
        “That’s no ordinary rosary . . .”
        “A relic of a great saint no doubt.” Interrupted The Dark Night kissing the crucifix.
        “. . .no it’s made out of C4. You arm it by sliding the miraculous medal into the slot in the back of the center piece. The detonator is the rosary case, depress the snap and blammo a scourging at the pillar!”

        • And the incense is of course sleep-inducing. The holy water? 180 proof, but so smooth it goes down like Evian. Great for getting folks to speak in tongues. The scapular? Well, let’s hope it doesn’t come to that.

  2. Cubeland Mystic says

    “Is that a brevery?” November asked.
    “No . . .” Death replied. “. . .it looks like one, but it is a bi-location device. Open it. Type in 16670 on the key pad, and then the destination you want to bi-locate to. It’s linked in to google maps.”

    Dude, it writes itself!

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