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Today in Porn, Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me Edition

So the gang of cut-ups that somehow have our job on radio was discussing the birth of the world’s seven billionth baby.

“What’s responsible for this?” asked one fellow.

“The population boom?” replied a second.

“Yeah,” said the first.  “Is it the Internet?”

“Um, no,” answered the second, stammering just a little in amused disbelief.  “I’m pretty sure that’s not it.”

Comments

  1. The population is growing more slowly than it was.

    http://www.learner.org/interactives/dailymath/population.html

  2. Jonathan Webb says:

    Matthew, you’re kidding right?

  3. Angelico Nguyen, Esq., OP says:

    The winners of the poetry contest should have gotten JOB’s voice on their home answering machines.

  4. Actually, I think you guys (and gal) can pull it off.

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