When I tell people I have six kids…

…they automatically assume that I am either Mormon or Catholic or noted atheist Brad Pitt.


  1. Jonathan Potter says

    I’ve always suspected you were Brad Pitt. Sort of a Hannah Montana secret identity thing.

  2. Southern Expat says

    So those YouTube videos were, like, super-meta.

  3. Jonathan Webb says

    I always assumed you were Apostolic Lutheran, but I didn’t want to ask.

  4. I learned this one from mom and dad who had nine kids: whenever anyone said Don’t you know what causes that?” They would look at each other and knowingly smile and simply say “Yes, yes we do.”

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