Interview with Jonathan Potter celebrating the release of Tulips for Elsie, new from Korrektiv Press

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Anyone want to claim this one?

August 25, 2010 by at 7:09 pm

She’s 29 years old, 5’4”, 128 lbs. and with cycles that swing as wildly as a pendulum in a grandfather clock strapped to a bucking bronco on board a ferry in fifty-foot seas….
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  1. Matthew Lickona says
    August 25, 2010 at 7:26 pm

    Judging by the coitus record, I'd say someone has already claimed her.

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  2. Quin Finnegan says
    August 25, 2010 at 7:34 pm

    I have a feeling that teams of lawyers will soon be driving our ratings way, way up. Hooray!

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  3. JOB says
    August 25, 2010 at 7:50 pm

    Matthew,

    That really does beg the question, though, doesn't it?

    Quin,

    That's alright – my brother in law, a good friend from college, my wife's good friend from college and my sister are all lawyers.

    We get into any scrape, I have their numbers plugged into the speed-dial on the JOBphone down in the JOBcave.

    JOB

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  4. Jonathan Webb says
    August 27, 2010 at 4:43 am

    Congratulations!

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  5. Rufus McCain says
    August 27, 2010 at 6:41 am

    Some of categories included on this chart — such as the options for measuring temperature — just bring out the junior high humor in me. Not that it takes much. But I will now go back to refraining.

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