Sigh.

Nevermind that this story gets front-and-center treatment on the website. Is that or is that not a grammatical error in the photo caption?

Comments

  1. Dorian Speed says

    It is not.

    Many of her fans like (HERE USED AS A VERB) Regan Ellis, 9 (9 means "WHO"), left, with her sister, Jenna, 7, said she is bored with Ms. Cyrus' new act.

    1 just has to be familiar with the conventions of new media – numbers used as placeholders for pronouns, for example.

  2. Matthew Lickona says

    WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO JOIN THE KORREKTIV AND SAVE US FROM OURSELVES?

  3. Dorian Speed says

    Is that how this place works? Readers are eventually subsumed? I am not sure you'll be able to monetize with that as your business model.

    Furthermore, as low man on the totem pole, are you really authorized to find new recruits?

    What does the application process entail?

  4. Matthew Lickona says

    No, no – I brought JOB in, so now HE'S low man. I'm a member in good standing. Well, leaning, anyway.

    This place doesn't "work" at all. It devours. Resistance is futile.

  5. Matthew Lickona says

    And it's a FINE business model. Ask most literary journals. Thriving, one and all.

  6. Sounds like a pyramid scheme. (albeit a grammatically fastidious scheme…)

  7. Dorian Speed says

    Well, I did just delete something from a Seven Quick Takes post today because I decided it was too depressing, so perhaps I am qualified. Would this get you one level closer to a company car?

  8. Rufus McCain says

    This is a rainbow website. All are welcome here.

  9. Dorian Speed says

    This is starting to sound an awful lot like Mind Head.

    Maybe I will just continue to lurk here as chaperone. It's my charism.

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