Charlie: (to Linus) I think there must be something wrong with me. I just don’t understand A Charlie Brown Christmas, I guess. I might be lamenting commercialism and seeking meaning and directing a Christmas play and all that, but I’m still not happy. I don’t feel the way I’m supposed to feel.
Linus: Charlie Brown, you are the only person I know who can take a wonderful television special like A Charlie Brown Christmas and turn it into a problem. Maybe Lucy is right. Of all of the Charlie Browns in the world, you are the Charlie Brownest.
Dude, you got all freaking meta on us.
Thanks, I know Peanuts is not everybody's cup of tea, but I used to love it for a brief period as a child.
I watch this every year – and every year I have a hole the size of a nostalgia-meteorite – right in my sternum.
God help me.
JOB