The Beleaguered Beaver

Today in Porn: Innocent Beaver Bystander Edition


  1. Jonathan Webb says

    I thought the link would be to real beavers. What a social problem, and, as Vonnegut would say, what a language!

    You should see his drawing of an asshole!

  2. Matthew Lickona says

    Where's my $10?

  3. Rufus McCain says

    Have you registered the "Today in Porn" trademark yet?

  4. Matthew Lickona says

    Oh, no. I thought this was your roundabout way of making a formal offer to buy Godsbody. If not, carry on.

  5. Rufus McCain says

    We've revised our strategy. Now we're just looking to acquire the film rights to "Today in Porn."

  6. Matthew Lickona says

    Did you see today's Katy Perry entry? There's your star. Film rights will cost you a floating bubble of bourbon.

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