Today in Porn: Innocent Beaver Bystander Edition
The Beleaguered Beaver
March 29, 2010 by at 4:48 pm
A nod to Kierkegaard and Walker Percy: existentialist tomfoolery, political satire, literary homage, word mongering, a year-round summer reading club, Dylanesque music bits, apocalyptic marianism, poetry, fiction, meta-porn, a prisoner work-release program.
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I thought the link would be to real beavers. What a social problem, and, as Vonnegut would say, what a language!
You should see his drawing of an asshole!
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We've revised our strategy. Now we're just looking to acquire the film rights to "Today in Porn."
Did you see today's Katy Perry entry? There's your star. Film rights will cost you a floating bubble of bourbon.