Because screamin’ semen, that’s why.


Why, he asks. This guy.


  1. Dorian Speed says

    Juuuust when I start thinking, "Hey, this Godsbody place is a pretty cool hangout. I should start leaving comments and such." You go and upload this.

    In related news, are you familiar with the phenomenon described here by Jennifer Fulwiler? Starts with "truck," ends with "nutz," and I don't want my name to be linked to it through Google.

  2. Matthew Lickona says

    Sure I'm familiar.

    But are you suggesting that the existence of a rear-windshield decal depicting a sperm cell dressed as Chester Cheetah from the Cheetos ads is somehow less than flat-out amazing?

  3. notrelatedtoted says

    The subtext to that sticker is "Large Catholic Family Livin.'"

  4. Dorian, I went to the link you posted, and was shocked to learn that you weren't kidding. Trucknutz? Unbelievable. What's more interesting is the array of items that customers who viewed the trucknutz go on to by. From the amazon page, it looks like a lot of ceramic dishes, creamers, bowls, etc. The plot thickens!

    — ML

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