“I am deeply saddened that my inappropriate comments have become a major distraction for my colleagues in the Assembly…” As opposed to before, when my inappropriate comments – that is, my ridiculously detailed tales of sexual debauchery – were only a minor distraction, something I entertained my fellow Assemblymen with in the minutes before our formal meetings. That was okay. Hell, that was great.


  1. Detailed, and naming names, including women who are married and well-known in state circles. Stay classy!

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