Today in Porn, Elsewhere Edition.

As I’ve said before, the strongest sign that my work here is finished is that The Onion has started doing it, and (of course) doing it better.

Best line, delivered in reference to a distressed director: “Aw, don’t feel bad, Matt Morningwood! (P.S. How serendipitous is it that a man named “Morningwood” found his way into porn? It’s like something out of Dickens—who, strangely enough, did not work in porn.)”

Comments

  1. No, no, no. Your work isn't finished. If you stopped putting up Today in Porn, the rest of us might have to go out and find these crazy articles ourselves. You're taking one for the team here.

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