I wrote a story!

I am old…


  1. mrsdarwin says

    Man, that's more action in a week than we've gotten in years. But then, we're married and white too (though not quite as old as you).

    On the other hand, we watch live ballet performances five nights a week by three up-and-coming young dancers, while the ladies' man in the audience nurses his drink and offers scintillating commentary such as, "Ah BLAH ma ma!" So it's not all boring here.

  2. At least you haven't slipped into the demographic presumption that you are incontinent, achy and suffering a multitude of other dysfunctions. The unspoken subtext of the nightly news – brought to you by big, medium and little-pharma – is that the end is near… but there's a pill for that!

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