Catechism


Dramatis Personae:

Tink McCain, age 5
Joan of Arc McCain, age 2
Myself, age 44

Scene: Bathtub at the McCain house, Tink and Joan bathing, Myself supervising.

Tink: Who made the penguins?

Myself: God.

Tink: Who made the trees?

Myself: God.

Tink: Who made the ground?

Myself: God.

Tink: Who made the eyeballs?

Myself: God.

Tink: Who made the lightbulb?

Myself: Man.

Tink: Who made the stores?

Myself: Man.

Tink: Who made the poop?

Joan (who has been following this dialogue closely, brightening to now be able to chime in): I do!

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