Dramatis Personae:
Tink McCain, age 5
Joan of Arc McCain, age 2
Myself, age 44
Scene: Bathtub at the McCain house, Tink and Joan bathing, Myself supervising.
Tink: Who made the penguins?
Myself: God.
Tink: Who made the trees?
Myself: God.
Tink: Who made the ground?
Myself: God.
Tink: Who made the eyeballs?
Myself: God.
Tink: Who made the lightbulb?
Myself: Man.
Tink: Who made the stores?
Myself: Man.
Tink: Who made the poop?
Joan (who has been following this dialogue closely, brightening to now be able to chime in): I do!
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