Al Gore at a Time Near the End of the World

(h/t: Dark Matter)


  1. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

  2. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, “You stay here, I’ll go on a-head.”

  3. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: “Keep off the Grass.”

  4. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, “No change yet.”

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