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A nod to Kierkegaard and Walker Percy: existentialist tomfoolery, political satire, literary homage, word mongering, a year-round summer reading club, Dylanesque music bits, apocalyptic marianism, poetry, fiction, meta-porn, a prisoner work-release program.
Søren Kierkegaard
Walker Percy
Bob Dylan
Literature & History
Letters from an American
Beau of the Fifth Column
This American Life
The Writer’s Almanac
San Diego Reader
The Stranger
The Inlander
Adoremus
Charlotte was Both
The Onion
From Empty Hands
Ellen Finnigan
America
Commonweal
First Things
National Review
The New Republic
All Manner of Thing
Gerasene Writers Conference
Scrutinies
DarwinCatholic
Catholic and Enjoying It
Bad Catholic
Universalis
Is My Phylactery Showing?
Quotidian Quintilian
En pocas palabras
William Wilson, Guitarist Extraordinaire
Signposts in a Strange Land
Ben Hatke
Daniel Mitsui
Dappled Things
The Fine Delight
Gene Luen Yang
Wiseblood Books
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Hey, SHHHHHHHhhhh!
Hey, thanks for the plug. I uploaded a few of my college essays to this site and stand to make 50% on any that sell.
You’ll know mine by their ingenious titles. One is Binx Beats the Jinx: Beyond Rotation and Moviegoing as Existential Escapism; another is Posting Bail as the Holy Grail or, So Wrong He Must Be Right, So Right He Must Have Left the Room: How in Heaven Lancelot Will Get to Drop his Pants a Lot
Perhaps I shall quit my day job…
On the other hand, why bother plagiarizing?
WP is an existentialist, right?
Just turn in a blank sheet of paper and be done with it.