The Last Temptation of Aslan

July 12, 2008 by Rufus McCain at 6:44 pm

A new development in the inter-species marriage debate:

Four-year-old Tink McCain was deep into staging an elaborate puppet show this morning but couldn’t find her Ariel puppet. (Ariel being the Disney mermaid-turned-princess.)

Tink: Daddy, you have to help me find Ariel!
Myself: OK.
Tink: Because she’s going to get married to Aslan!
Myself: Really!?

In the end Diego showed up and swept Ariel off her feet. Maybe Aslan broke the engagement, I don’t know. He isn’t a tame lion after all.

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angelmeg says

July 14, 2008 at 1:19 am

Diego has machismo.

Aslan just has eternal life going for him. He didn’t have a chance.

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Rufus McCain says

July 14, 2008 at 7:04 am

Still “Aslariel” would have been quite a power couple.

I sense a Dan Brown novel coming on.

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