[Heads up – blue language ahead.]
Balk, musing upon the massive number of CDs he purchased back in the day, asks the question:
“But what about the porn fans? I’m sure there’s some poor guy who’s looking at the giant collection of expensive DVDs and videotapes he purchased instead of upgrading his wardrobe or joining a gym and smacking himself (not that way) when he sees how much free jack-off material the Internet makes available now. And not just normal blowjob videos and the like (the porn equivalent of your major label releases), completely cost-free bizarre fetishy stuff (those rare white label Japanese-only pressings of MBV B-sides). Let’s shed a tear for those guys, the porn addicts who were born too soon.”
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