Today in Porn, Biblezine Edition

Amy passes along this gem:

“Ever wish your Bible was as easy to pick up as your favorite magazine? Now there’s a new BibleZine created with today’s modern guy in mind. With an edgy, techo-savvy style and content that makes Biblical truth fresh and relevant, it might just make Bible reading the best part of your day. By putting one of the most readable versions of the Bible, the New Century Version, together with articles about the topics you face everyday, we’ve created a ‘zine that will help you get deeper in the Bible, find out what God has to say for your life, and grow in your faith.”

What does God have to say? Sexcess! Which seems to be defined as “Success with the opposite sex,” but which looks an awful lot like “Excess Sex!” Either way, the Gospel has newfound relevance!

Comments

  1. notrelatedtoted says

    I don’t think I have a problem with this idea in concept. I mean, Godsbody only updates, like, once per day.

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