At his usual brilliant best, which just keeps getting better:
Sixteen months ago, a school official in Texas accused a four-year-old of sexual harassment after the boy was observed pressing his face into the breasts of a teacher’s aide when he hugged her before boarding the school bus. Fortunately, the school took decisive action and suspended the sick freak.
This is just one sentence amidst about another hundred that are just as good. Read, laugh, and weep.
I seriously thought for a sane moment that the sick freak that was suspended was the adult that suggested for a moment that a four year old could be having sexual gratification from a hug. Now that is perverted.