Villa Borghese


  1. Anonymous says

    Have a wonderful trip. If you are wearing gold necklaces, you might want to be careful. The last time I was there, people were stealing them by ripping them right off of the necks of the wearers. Ouch.
    — Isabella

  2. Cubeland Mystic says

    If you are not eating at McDonalds as I suggested, can you please keep a food diary?

  3. Mark Thomas says

    CM, did anyone ever tell you you’re hilarious?

  4. Oh yeah, I forgot to give you the speech on how to be appropriately paranoid.

    Be ESPECIALLY careful about your passports. I heard they’re worth a lot of money on the street. I won’t tell you how much until you get back, because you’d sell yours and stay and your children would be orphans.

    Watch re the gold chains, like Isabella said. Also tell Deidre to wear any shoulder strapped purse carefully — guys on mopeds will knife them right off of you and they don’t care if they happen to knick you in the process.

    Ah, the spoils of progress.

  5. Cubeland Mystic says

    You’re the first one. I am doing my part to increase readership. I have an apostolate to fellow Catholics who are down on their luck.

    On another note, if you wanna talk funny. Hollywood Farmer is funny. We need more Hollywood Farmer. We need more goat hook-ups.

  6. Matthew Lickona says

    Thanks for the warnings. We’re trying to take care. A policeman sitting next to us at dinner last night told Deirdre to turn her engagement ring around so as to hide the stone. He warned that people would think nothing of cutting off her entire hand to get the rings. Hello!

  7. Mark Thomas says

    Thanks for the love, CM. No more hookups, though; Bucky’s back with his owners now (most likely in their freezer). So things will be dull until it’s time for the kids to pop out. Then it’ll be like the caprine version of the finale of Knocked Up. Only not as funny. Unless really, really gross is funny.

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