The Bender Report

I probably won’t keep this up – surely we are giving scandal somewhere, and I honestly wouldn’t want to do that. But I do want to note the delightfully international flavor of the proceedings. Pimm’s Cup from England, tequila from Mexico, vodka from Austria, Prosecco and Campari from Italy, and a French Pinot Blanc.


  1. Cubeland Mystic says

    You left the bourbon out. I think that is some form of denial.

  2. Matthew Lickona says

    No, no – last night was Bourbon-free.

  3. notrelatedtoted says

    My liver hurts.

  4. Johnny Vino says

    A long time ago a friend and me decided to sample my father’s ancient supply of expensive-ish liqour. There was a bottle of Campari that had been there forever. We had no idea what it was (and I still don’t), but we forced down a couple glasses of it. From plastic tumblers. I can still feel the horrible powdery coating it gave to my throat and the support it gave to my conviction that Keystone Light was the best way to get loopy.

  5. Matthew Lickona says

    Just a dollop in the Prosecco. Straight, and I’d probably be drinking Keystone Light right along with you.

  6. Johnny Vino says

    The experience did not deter me from drinking strange spirits. While spending a semester in China I bought a bottle of some brandy-type concoction that had a muscular arm holding a bolt of lightening on the label.

    Truth in advertising.

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