Your Peculiar Aristocratic Title, presented by Lady Fortune the Absurd of Greater Internetshire

Speaking of names to be feared, I found this meme machine over at Is My Phylactery Showing? (Very Lord William the Contrite of Mellow under Trollness), and I thought I’d try it out and see how I might burnish my self esteem. This is what it came up with:

Most Noble and Honourable Quin the Cowardly of Chipping Sodbury

“Whell!”, I say to myself, “this won’t do at all. I’ll hit the button again…”:

Most Noble and Honourable Quin the Carnivorous of Melbury Bubblewick

Better, but somehow that doesn’t quite get at the essence of me.

Most Noble and Honourable Quin the Mystical of Piddletrenthide on the Carpet

“Noble and Honourable”, yeah, yeah, I like to think so, and the “Mystical” part is certainly very good, but what’s this about piddling on the carpet? That won’t do at all.

Most Noble and Honourable Quin the Insubstantial of Under Yockenthwaite



  1. Rufus McCain says

    His Excellency Rufus the Unhyphenated of Burton-le-Coggles

  2. Perfect, Quin.

    I dunno, Rufus. That looks pretty hyhenated to me.

  3. Rufus McCain says

    Venerable Lord Rufus the Tenuous of Giggleswick on the Naze

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