Wife [to Daughter, age 2.5]: You’re so cute!

Daughter: No, I’m not cute, I’m a speech therapist. [Coincidentally, the wife’s profession.]

Wife: Oh, you’re a speech therapist! What do you do when you’re being a speech therapist?

Daughter: No, I’m not a speech therapist. I’m an alligator!


  1. Jonathan Webb says

    I’m a Brazil Nut!

  2. angelmeg says

    At least she is keeping her options open. I would hate to think she was locking herself into a career at that early an age.

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